Despite the attention garnered on social media, the Federal Communications Commission received only four complaints regarding the 75th Golden Globe Awards, according to a recently completed FOIA request. However, one of those complaints really manages to stand out as something special, and as such, we’re going to try something a bit different.

Presenting … Golden Globes, by Bea Six, poet laureate of Jackson, New Jersey.

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Read all four complaints embedded below, or on the request page.

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