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In emails, NASA denies child slave ring on Mars, confirms politician-eating tentacle monster on Europa
by
JPat Brown
After an InfoWars segment claimed that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was running a colony of child slaves on Mars, internal emails show NASA begrudgingly setting the record straight: for starters, the colony’s on Europa.